News update : If Trump Wants People to Smile More, He Should Resign..

In a world where the president’s advice on facial expressions rivals that of a 1950s etiquette coach, Donald Trump has once again proven that his Oval Office wisdom knows no bounds. During a recent press briefing on the explosive Jeffrey Epstein files, Trump took a moment to chide CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins for not smiling enough. “I’ve known you for 10 years,” he said.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a smile on your face.”4568c8 Apparently, in Trump’s America, tough questions about convicted sex offenders are best delivered with a grin.
But let’s flip the script. If the president is so concerned about the nation’s collective happiness—or at least its ability to flash a toothy smile—perhaps he should consider the ultimate mood-booster: his own resignation. Imagine the headlines: “Trump Steps Down—America’s Frowns Turn Upside Down.” It might just be the one policy move that unites the country in unbridled joy.
Think about it. Trump’s second term has been a rollercoaster of controversies, from ongoing legal battles to policy U-turns that leave even his staunchest supporters dizzy. The Epstein document dump, which revealed more uncomfortable connections and raised fresh questions about accountability, was met not with substantive answers but with a deflection straight out of a bad rom-com: “Smile more!”a98f8d If that’s the best response to serious inquiries, no wonder late-night hosts like Jimmy Kimmel are quipping that we’ve entered the “women-should-smile-more” phase of his presidency.6dc656
Women, in particular, have long been on the receiving end of unsolicited smile mandates, often from men in positions of power. Trump’s comment to Collins isn’t an isolated incident; it’s part of a broader pattern that’s sparked backlash on social media and beyond. As one Instagram post pointed out, it’s a “textbook example of how gendered the phrase ‘You should smile’ is.”45a51a Male reporters grilling the president on tough topics? Crickets on their facial expressions. But for women? Apparently, journalism comes with a side of cheerleading.
Vice President JD Vance even jumped in to defend the remark, calling it “so perceptive.”8ad632 Perceptive? Sure, if by that he means spotting the obvious: reporters asking about Epstein’s victims aren’t exactly beaming with delight. But here’s a radical idea—maybe the key to more smiles isn’t berating journalists but addressing the issues that are making everyone grimace.
Resignation might sound extreme, but history shows that leaders stepping aside can lead to national relief. Nixon’s exit after Watergate? A collective sigh. More recently, Biden’s decision not to run again in 2024 paved the way for fresh faces (though, ironically, it led back to Trump). If Trump truly wants a happier populace, handing over the reins could be his greatest legacy. Polls already show deep divisions; a voluntary departure might just heal some wounds and—dare we say—put smiles on faces from coast to coast.
Of course, this is all tongue-in-cheek. Trump isn’t going anywhere voluntarily, and his base loves the unfiltered style that includes smile critiques. But in the spirit of satire, let’s raise a glass (or a forced grin) to the idea that sometimes, the best way to cheer up the room is to leave it. After all, as Collins herself noted in response, the outburst sheds light on the administration’s mindset.4841ab If that’s the case, perhaps it’s time for a new chapter—one where questions get answers, not etiquette lessons.
In the end, America might not need more smiles; it needs more substance. But if Trump insists on playing happiness czar, resignation could be the ultimate punchline.